Air conditioning ✓
When it’s hot outside, we got you covered. You can set your own room temperature according to your mood and need. For example, if you’re an evil Disney queen, set your room temperature to icy cold to match your heart.
If you are reading this, it means you’re one of the few privileged billions that enjoy the commodity that is the beautiful Internet. We know you like it, we love it too. So you have it inside the Mayor’s Lodge.
Cable TV ✓
We won’t disclose the full array of available programs, but let’s just say it will keep you amused. Wink wink.
Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.
Hair dryer ✓
For when you really really need that cool Bon Jovi look.
Backyard terrace ✓
Because where else would you plot against your enemies?
As you can see, we’ve got lots of amazing stuff inside, but we’re missing a few amazing people. Be one of them and book your date a.s.a.p.