Famous Guest Reviews

 

Bruce Banner a.k.a. The Incredible Hulk:
“Place so nice Hulk no want smash!”
Rating: 5 stars

 

 

 

Rodion Romanovič Raskolnikov:
“If I were to live here, murder would be the last thing on my mind.”

Rating: 4 stars, 1 regret

 

 

Sheloba the Giant Spider:
“Terms and Conditions clearly allow for giant spiders and yet, there is no good place to hang my webs. Still, the Hobbit infestation is down to a minimum.”

Rating: 7 out of 8 arachnids would recommend

 

 

Arthas Menethil a.k.a. the Lich King:
“Well suited for an evil overlord of my calibre. I could see myself commanding a vast undead army from this comfortable apartment.”

Rating: Frostmourne is hungering for more!

 

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger:
“Apart from getting to the chopper, crushing my enemies and hearing the lamentations of the women, this was the best time I ever had.”

Rating: I’ll be back!

 

 

Harry Potter:
“It was great and the place was amazing. I would like to be known as the Boy who Lived – Here.”

Rating: I wish my parents could have stayed with me too.

 

 

 

Donald Trump – POTUS:
“This is the best apartment in the history of apartments, possibly ever. It’s so great that I would not build a wall around it.”

Rating: Accommodations like these would make America great again.

 

 

Bilbo Baggins:
“If Gandalf came here to seek adventures, I would have never opened the door. This is a place where a Hobbit can relax without intrusions.”

Rating: Best enjoyed without Sackville-Bagginses. Also dragon free.