Bruce Banner a.k.a. The Incredible Hulk:
“Place so nice Hulk no want smash!”
Rating: 5 stars
Rodion Romanovič Raskolnikov:
“If I were to live here, murder would be the last thing on my mind.”
Rating: 4 stars, 1 regret
Sheloba the Giant Spider:
“Terms and Conditions clearly allow for giant spiders and yet, there is no good place to hang my webs. Still, the Hobbit infestation is down to a minimum.”
Rating: 7 out of 8 arachnids would recommend
Rating: Frostmourne is hungering for more!
“Apart from getting to the chopper, crushing my enemies and hearing the lamentations of the women, this was the best time I ever had.”
Rating: I’ll be back!
“It was great and the place was amazing. I would like to be known as the Boy who Lived – Here.”
Rating: I wish my parents could have stayed with me too.
Donald Trump – POTUS:
“This is the best apartment in the history of apartments, possibly ever. It’s so great that I would not build a wall around it.”
Rating: Accommodations like these would make America great again.
“If Gandalf came here to seek adventures, I would have never opened the door. This is a place where a Hobbit can relax without intrusions.”
Rating: Best enjoyed without Sackville-Bagginses. Also dragon free.